I have just discovered Omegle. its a site where you go and talk to a stranger. some random face out there in the world is connected to your chat and you just start talking, that's it. I got addicted to it today. I must of had 50 random conversations today, most of them were serious but a few were just ridiculous. Here are 3 of the conversations I had with a stranger that are mildly entertaining. Warning its incredible offensive immature and pointless. Enjoy the shit out it. I wouldn't read this one Mom.
keep in mine I'm the you and the stranger is stranger.
#1
You: where do u get off
Stranger: sex?
You: ok
Stranger: my parebts bedroom
You: lets
You: im a dude tho
You: that work for u
Stranger: ok u can be oprah i can be captian planet
You: fuck yes
Stranger: ok go
You: combine your powers
Stranger: yea put that dirty ring on me
Stranger: u dirty black bitch
You: look under your chair theres dildos and shit
Stranger: we can fly and fuck
Stranger: im blue
Stranger: too
You: holy fuck
You: yes
You: your balls are blue
Stranger: lol my professor just said
You: ill fix that shit
end
#2
Stranger: hi
You: oh hi
You: whats up
Stranger: nothing
You: fuck yeah
Stranger: where ya from?
You: philly
You: u?
Stranger: pardon?
You: u french
Stranger: Watch your language please
You: i watched it
Stranger: children are on this site
You: holy fuck really
You: thats crazy
Stranger: Please sir, watch your language
You: kids do some crazy shit
Stranger: It's rude
Stranger: PLEASE?!
You: liek this one time i saw a kid eat this shit like dude
You: fuck me it was crazy
You: you ever see that shit
You: i saw it
Stranger: YOU FUCKING CUNTBAG. SHUT THE FUCKING HELL UP.
You: no lie
end
#3 I have no words for this one
You: where do u get off
Stranger: in the butt
You: nice
Stranger: seriously
Stranger: i love dicks
Stranger: in my butt
You: good
You: we all should
You: slam it in there
Stranger: all the time
You: all day everyday
Stranger: until it's sloppy and floppy
You: its mandatory
Stranger: then do it over
You: just get more dicks for it
You: big bags of dicks
You: and just just fill it up
Stranger: Like with 80 of them
You: even more if need be
Stranger: my butt is like a parking meter
You: it better be
You: i need to park
You: like soon
Stranger: a dime gets you another 30 minutes
You: im gonna bust load everywhere
Stranger: ah yess
Stranger: all over my tits
You: some many loads are going to bust
You: all over the tits
Stranger: cum buckets
You: im gonna bouce the tits
You: bounce the shit out of them till they cant bounce no more
Stranger: im gonna take them off then put them on you
You: then im gonna bust more loads
Stranger: then I bounce and blow loads
You: thats gonna make more loads busting
Stranger: mother fucker
You: so many loads
Stranger: you got me busting loads
Stranger: so many
Stranger: loads
You: damn man i just busted a load
You: like 6 loads
Stranger: I just busted 10
You: WHAT
You: thats nuts
You: that made me bust more loads
Stranger: I know
You: aw so many loads
Stranger: i didn't know i have it in me
Stranger: just like more dicks
You: i can barly type theres so many loads on my keyboard
Stranger: that's hot
Stranger: and sticky
You: tons of dicks dude
Stranger: holy fuck
Stranger: the loads dont stop
Stranger: coming
You: its like a fountain of loads
You: or a rain storm
Stranger: I'm gonna take a shower
You: raining loads
Stranger: of loads
end
well thats what I do during my work day...what do you get paid to do with your life?