Stranger: Hello
You: oh yeah
You: hello
Stranger: how you doing?
You: how am i doing
You: you got some balls
You: after everything we went through
Stranger: big hairy ones
You: yes
You: they were
You: and you shaved them
You: like i wasnt even going to notice
Stranger: waxed
You: how dare you
Stranger: HOW DARE YOU
Stranger: HOW
Stranger: DARE
You: OH NO
Stranger: YOU
Stranger: ACCUSE ME
Stranger: OF BEING INHUMANE
You: I SAW YOU
Stranger: YOU FUCKER
You: WE ALL SAW YOU
You: DONT YOU FUCK MOTHER ME
You: i will take you down
You: all the way down
You: down town
Stranger: well
Stranger: you've never done it before
Stranger: you selfish bitch
Stranger: i BEGGED
Stranger: and PLEADED
Stranger: but no
You: i was going to surprise you today
You: its like a turtle shell down there
You: but you could wait
You: couldnt
You: look i cant even speak im so emotional
Stranger: i don't even know what you mean by that
You: no one does
You: im drunk
You: but thats not my fault i fell over and alcohol fell in my mouth
Stranger: oh right
Stranger: just like you fell over
Stranger: and your vagina fell on my best friend's dick
Stranger: YOU FUCKING SLUT
You: i didnt fall that time
You: i was just cheating on you
You: the time with you brother
You: that was me falling
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: well noone would do him on purpose
Stranger: we all know he's special needs
You: well yeah
You: so i really feel like we got all this behind us
Stranger: yeah
You: we should get some coffee
Stranger: talking of having things behind us...
Stranger: that's another thing...
You: hioooo
Stranger: cheers
Stranger: but yes
Stranger: coffee would be good
Stranger: coffee with GHB
You: im in
You: showtheshow.com
You: watch it, love it, hate it, cry and vomit
You: enjoy your day stranger