Fist of all being sick with a cold is a sign of weakness, stop this immediately. Second of all drink. Immediately. And don't put it in the butt. This is a hole that many have ventured down. Don't. Shit comes out of there. I don't give two good god damns how sparkling clean your sphincter is. No. It's first job is to properly escort feces out of your colon. Its second job is to never have a dick in it. So drink like a fish this weekend and make sure to keep your dick in the right direction.
Rage away my friend.
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